9 Signs Of A Woman

These 9 signs below are helpful in making sure ur woman doesnt get like this woman above. Women send mixed messages. Men u should kno this by now, but here's a lil help to guide u and make sure ur relationship stays smooth.

1.) Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up!

2.) Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.

5.) Loud Sigh:
This isn't actually a word, but it’s a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you’re an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)

6.) That’s Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say your welcome.

8.) Whatever:
It’s a woman’s way of saying “**** you”.

9.) Don’t worry about it, I got it:
Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “what’s wrong?” For the woman’s response refer to #3.

This is to warn men about arguments they can avoid id they remember the terminology. For the women, this gives them a good laugh, because they know it’s true!